Saturday, February 16, 2008

Recent Abominations of the Radical Right

John McCain - Last November, John McCain sponsored an anti-torture bill that came up for vote this week in the Senate. McCain was tortured himself in Vietnam, and spoke out against torture until his meeting with Bush in 2003 when he emerged a Bush-loving neocon through and through. Still, in the interest of clarification, he pushed through this piece of legislation republicans widely opposed.

This week, John McCain voted AGAINST the exact bill he himself sponsored just a few short months ago. It's time to crown him the Pander Bear for not even having the courage to vote for his own bill because he wanted to prove that he, too, can be a pawn of the radical right.

Republican Gun Nuts - Six students at Northern Illinois died this week after a student off his medication for mental illness brought three guns - that despite his mental medical condition were legally purchased, owned, and registered - onto campus and opened fire on students. Here's a recap of recent similar incidents.

June 2000 - University of Washington, Seattle - Two dead.
August 2000 - University of Arkansas - Two dead.
May 2001 - University of Pacific Lutheran - Two dead.
January 2002 - Appalachian State School of Law - Three dead.
October 2002-  University of Arizona Nursing College at Tucson - Four dead.
May 2003 - Case Western Reserve University - One dead from a seven hour shooting.
September 2006 - Shepherd University shooting - Three dead, father and his two sons.
April 2007 - University of Washington, Seattle (again) - Two dead.
April 2007 - Virginia Tech University - 32 dead.
September 2007 - Delaware State University - One dead.
October 2007 - University of Memphis - One dead.
December 2007 - LSU - Two dead.
LAST WEEK - Louisiana Technical College at Baton Rouge - Three dead.
THIS WEEK - Northern Illinois - Six dead.

This doesn't even include the wounded or maimed for life. I'm only including colleges, not high schools or student shootings at malls.

Northern Illinois had a plan for this type of situation. It was implemented as well as it could have been, which means this was the best possible outcome under the circumstances.

So what was the radical right's response to this horrible tragedy?

THEY SAID THAT WE NEED TO GET MORE GUNS ON CAMPUSES. They said that if more guns were carried by more students, then that would solve the problem.

I can't believe this is what Americans wanted to vote for in 2000 and 2004.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

And now, fighting out of the blue corner...

Wow, what a difference a week makes. South Carolina and Florida primaries plus a debate by each party has defined the presidential race as no other week has so far. And next week may prove almost as significant with 22 states voting on Super Tuesday.

DISCLAIMER - I am currently a candidate for the office of Democratic State Central Committee in Louisiana - District 82 - to be elected February 9, 2008 in conjunction with the Louisiana Presidential Primaries. I have already been elected by default to the office of Democratic Jefferson Parish Executive Committee.

This past week saw the expected dropout of Rudy Giulliani on the republican side, and the unexpected dropout of John Edwards on the democratic side.

Giulliani, running for President of 9/11, came in a distant third in Florida. He spent more money per delegate earned (two in all) than any other candidate in history. John McCain’s slim victory over Mitt Romney gave him all of Florida’s delegates by the republican’s rule of winner-take-all. That makes McCain almost a sure thing as the republican nominee. He’ll likely sew it all up this week in the Super Tuesday primaries.

John Edwards’ problem was one of being ignored by the media at large compared to his more well-heeled opponents. Although it’s ridiculous in this or any other day and age to judge a candidate on the basis of race and gender, the media likely found it hard to consider the one white male among the final three candidates to be a candidate of change, and did not cover his campaign as much as it did the other two.

THE BLUE TEAM – the Democrats

Their debate Friday evening in Los Angeles was the greatest debate I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Never before have issues been really debated in such detail one by one. The night before, the four republicans spoke, at their request, for a reduced 90-minute session. The two democrats, on the other hand, sat and discussed substantively for the full two hours CNN wanted. It was seen by a record number of viewers.

Hillary Clinton – If she had a different last name, she wouldn’t be so hated by conservatives. The fact that republicans mention her so much more often indicates that this is the candidate they prefer to run against. In fact, she has voted with the republicans quite a lot. Clinton voted for the Iraq War Resolution, every Iraq funding bill, and the Kyl-Lieberman resolution on Iran. She voted for both Patriot acts and the nominations of Supreme Court nominees John Roberts and Samuel Alito. Despite all this, the right-wing slime machine propagandizes her as a liberal. She’s no Mary Landrieu or Joe Lieberman type of democratic conservative, but she’s not that far off in many cases.

Her explanation for the initial Iraq vote is, “If I knew then what I know now,” but not ever saying it was a mistake. Clearly, it was a vote for Bush to invade and she wanted to stay on the popular side of the resolution.

On the other hand, Clinton has been unfairly judged for once having sat on the board of Wal-Mart. She did so at a time that Sam Walton was still alive and the theme of Wal-Mart was “Buy American.”

Despite a conservative voting record, Clinton brings some great strengths. She is still the front-runner in the campaign. Her name recognition and the backing of her spouse, a popular former president, is a plus. Neither she nor he will back down from a fight. She will not be “swift-boated” like John Kerry was in 2004.

Her domestic agenda is also stronger on healthcare where she realistically doesn’t promise universal healthcare in the first term, but looks to achieving that goal by the second. She stands for negotiating drug prices for Medicare and expanding electronic records and the Family Medical Leave Act.

Clinton is strong on her energy policy to cut tax breaks for oil companies (Exxon made $41 billion last year – an all-time record), and cutting their other subsidies.

On the minus side, besides being weak with her conservative voting record on Iraq, she also hasn’t gotten very specific on her economic platform. Instead, she has outlined goals and principles such as stabilizing social security, becoming more independent from foreign oil, balancing the budget, and returning to the tax structure of the far more prosperous Bill Clinton years.

Her immigration stance has also been conservative in calling for building a security fence with Mexico, but centering that by also helping undocumented workers find a path to citizenship.

She has oodles of money and has the delegate lead because she has the most “super” delegates, the independent ones not tied by primary and caucus voting to one candidate. In other words, that lead could reverse itself against her if the momentum shifts.

Barack Obama – The 20th century had three great orators – Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr. Barack Obama is the first great orator of the 21st century. He is electrifying in front of large crowds whereas Clinton is better in more intimate settings.

Obama and Clinton tend to be strong in different areas.

Obama spoke out against the Iraq war in 2002. He calls for combat troops to leave Iraq by March 31 and calls for a phased in redeployment to other parts of the Middle East to conduct counterterrorism operations.

He has specifics to his economic platform calling for tying the minimum wage to inflation and spending $250 million on public-private business “incubators” to help entrepreneurs create start-up companies.

On immigration he doesn’t back the republican proposed partial-fence. He wants more border patrols utilizing more advanced technology, and to require employers to verify workers’ immigration status.

On energy, he calls for a four percent per year increase in fuel efficiency and a “cap and trade” system. This gives industry the choice of cutting carbon emissions, or helping the country raise money for new energy programs. He backs increased research into nuclear programs, but stops short of calling for building new nuclear power plants. He wants 20 percent of America’s energy needs met by renewable sources by 2020.

On the weaker side, Obama’s healthcare plan is not universal, but it does call for reform to the private insurance market to promote competition in pricing and quality. It would have a national plan to insure those without workplace or private insurance, and guarantee insurance for children.

Domestically, Obama’s voting record has been slightly more conservative than Clinton’s. This, he says, will allow him to reach across the aisle to be more of a unifier. It may be a disadvantage, as a relative political newcomer, to take that stance. He is less experienced in tough campaigns than Clinton and may be less inclined to take the fight back against republicans when they begin smearing him. And his spouse will certainly not have the clout of Bill Clinton to help team up against attacks.

Obama leads Clinton in pledged delegates, truly has the momentum following a big win in South Carolina, and just raised more than $30 million in January alone so he, too, has oodles of money. He also has more donors from which to tap again than Clinton. Republicans don't speak as much about Obama leading one to believe they are far more afraid of him.

On the other hand, Obama doesn’t have Clinton’s name recognition; and, when the right-wing slime machine does speak of him, they love to emphasize his middle name, “Hussein”, and lie about his Christianity to appeal to bigoted, uneducated conservatives. Prejudiced Americans are also more likely to be anti-African American than anti-woman. Obama’s voters are younger than Clinton’s, an age group that doesn’t go to the polls as much as older voters. Obama also trails in large amounts to Clinton among Hispanics.

SUMMARY – Both candidates are brilliant, charismatic, and “alive”, especially compared to the republican frontrunner. Could they run on a ticket together? Yes, if Obama wins, but not likely if Clinton wins. I think she has Bill Richardson on her short list.

Just dropped out – John Edwards took an anti-corporatist position on the issues, and brought to the fore the issue of poverty by uniting the country into his populist message of “One America.” He was also the only candidate to make the rebuilding of New Orleans a central campaign issue. I did not expect him to drop out before Super Tuesday, but he decided to put the uniting of the party and the country before his own ambitions by allowing that big voting block day to help prevent a brokered convention. He spoke to both Clinton and Obama so they could assure him they would keep his central programs important in their campaigns as well. Both spoke highly of Edwards at the recent debate. Edwards has not yet endorsed another candidate.

I hardly knew ya' - Dennis Kuncinich was the most left-wing of the candidates, and made even less of an impact into this year’s race than he did in 2004. He has not made an endorsement, but in Iowa asked his supporters to consider Obama as a second choice.

Bill Richardson was the most widely experienced candidate (governor, congressman, ambassador, cabinet member) in the field as well as the only Hispanic. He has not made an endorsement, but is very close to the Clintons. Some feel his candidacy was for the Vice-President’s spot all along.

Chris Dodd and, especially, Joe Biden, were the older and more centrist candidates in the race, but didn’t excite many voters. In that way, they were the Democratic Party’s version of John McCain. Biden was especially intelligent in explaining Congressional votes since the democrats won a razor-thin, but non-veto proof majority in 2006.

Mike Gravell… wait, he’s still in it - officially. He has long since suspended campaigning, he just didn’t tell anybody. Apparently, no one noticed.

WINNER – Clinton has the advantage in Super Tuesday states, but Obama will keep this very close, generating enthusiasm and lots of money. If Obama does well on Super Tuesday, that may indicate a momentum shift he can ride to the nomination. A large voter turnout helps Obama. The surest prediction is that one of these two will be our next president. Democratic voters are far outnumbering republican voters in states that have already gone to the polls.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

And now, fighting out of the red corner...

I know it’s been awhile, but now that we’re in the heat of the election season, it’s time for me to jump back into the blogosphere.

DISCLAIMER - I am currently a candidate for the office of Democratic State Central Committee in Louisiana - District 82 - to be elected February 9, 2008 in conjunction with the Louisiana Presidential Primaries. I have already been elected by default to the office of Democratic Jefferson Parish Executive Committee.

In case you missed it, we’ve got a presidential election going on around the country. Here’s a synopsis of who’s who. Like they say in baseball, you can’t tell the players without a program.

THE RED TEAM – the Republicans

John McCain – Lots of problems with this guy. His 72 years would make him the oldest elected president in history. His temper is also well known. But his biggest drawback is that he’s running on a platform of continuing Bush’s policies to the letter. He wants to continue borrowing over $340 million a day from China so we can stay in Iraq. He has stated that as far as he’s concerned we might be there another 100 years. He said in the recent Florida debate that he knows of no general, including General Petraeus, who doesn't think we can't sustain ourselves in Iraq indefinitely. Actually, General Petraeus said a year ago the army was stretched and straining. Just last month Army Chief of Staff General George Casey said we're deploying at unsustainable rates. Sorry Mr. McCain, but that was incredibly wrong.

His former “maverick” image keeps him from being among the favorites of the radical right, but that image really disappeared after a couple of years of Bush’s first term when he suddenly gave in to Bush’s torture demands almost as suddenly as if he’d been tortured into it himself. Maybe we should check the White House basement for pods. In any case, he voted against Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy TWICE, but he now wants to make permanent what he previously didn’t even want to make temporary. As Paul Begala recently said, it’s sort of like promising to marry a person you wouldn’t even date.

He also stands out as the only republican who is pro-immigration, which keeps the radical right punditry from backing him. He once SPONSORED Campaign Finance Reform in the Senate, but has not agreed to limit himself to matching federal funding for the election.

He also pretty much plays up to his audience, no matter their issue. He’s been an Episcopalian all his life, but upon speaking to a group of evangelicals, said he’s been Baptist for many years. Who knew? Certainly no one on this planet did.

Mitt Romney – This is the stereotypical rich, country-club republican. If he wins the republican nomination, they may have to change their symbol from the elephant to the panda bear – or, perhaps that should be spelled, “pander” bear. This guy changes his stance more often than Senator Larry Craig.

Who wakes up at age 55 to completely reverse their positions on everything from a woman’s reproductive healthcare choice to marriage between same-gender couples except someone who wants to pander to a particular audience when beginning a new campaign?

He is, by far, the most hated person running for president. The other candidates despise him as being a look-down-his-nose-at-you type of snob.

He is also, by far, the wealthiest person running for president. His worth is estimated between 500 million and 750 million dollars. Why anyone would ever give this man a penny is beyond me. All he has to do is reach into his wallet to fully fund his run for the White House. He has a history of buying up companies, selling the pieces off to make great profits, then laying off some workers and cutting back the others’ pay and benefits. So much for this guy improving our economy.

His Mormon religion turns off the fundamentalists who don’t believe in anything so tremendously different from their Bible.

He has made more misstatements than anyone. This former governor of Massachusetts made an analogy to the PATRIOTS winning the World Series (the Boston Red Sox won; the Patriots are Boston's football team). He said his sons helping him campaign for president was the same as others’ sons fighting in Iraq. He used to say he and his father marched with Martin Luther King in Detroit. This election cycle that changed to just him saying he saw his father marching with King in Detroit. When it was revealed that Romney’s father wasn’t in Detroit when King marched there, he changed it to his having seen his father as having marched with King philosophically, but never meant to suggest he saw it with his own eyes. This is from a Mormon whose religion considered black people to be subordinate to white people. He and his wife also laughed about abusing his dog by strapping him in a cage to the roof of the car when driving on an extended road trip.

Speaking of his father, who was a governor that once ran for president himself, Romney has tried to portray himself as a Washington outsider. Romney's mother also once ran for Michigan senator. Somehow the Washington outsider shoe just doesn’t fit any way you look at it.

Ron Paul – A former libertarian whose supporters are crazily enthusiastic, and I mean that in a sincerely complimentary way. “Ron Paul revolution. Give us back our constitution.” They certainly have the best chants, if not the best chance.

Paul is the only republican candidate telling the truth about why we got attacked on 9/11 (because religious extremists felt that the USA building of the now-torn-down Prince Sultan air base in Saudi Arabia was an invasion of their holy lands), that we need to get out of Iraq now, and that the people of the USA deserve to have their freedoms reinstated. He is not well-liked by the other republican candidates, either.

Unfortunately, Paul is also a candidate with a history of bigoted writings filled with racist white supremacy arguments in favor of segregation. He doesn't want anything to do with the United Nations, doesn't want government regulating business practices of any sort, and has pretty much taken an isolationist stance in world affairs.

Rudy 9iu11iani – Running to be President of Florida. He has taken the unusual stance of ignoring all prior states just to win Florida. After a string of sixth place finishes everywhere else, he is, as of this writing, running third in Florida polls. Former democratic candidate Joe Biden had the best line of any candidate to date when he said of Giulliani that every sentence uttered by the former mayor has three things - a noun, a verb, and “9/11”.

If he doesn't win Florida, he won't have a chance. He’s not endorsed by the Firefighters, or First Responders, or even the major newspaper of his own city for the republican primary. He’s not even endorsed by his own children! His public relations firm still today works for U.A.E. who sponsors terrorist acts against the United States. He used tax dollars to chauffer around his then-mistress in the Hamptons. His right-hand man is involved in illegal activities with the mob. Like Romney used to be, he’s in favor of a woman’s reproductive healthcare choice, and marriage between same-gender couples. He’s also considered a bully and one of the meanest candidates in the race. He also has a particular penchant for crossdressing. These kinds of activities tend to not promote the full backing of republican voters. His southern campaign manager is Senator David “Prostitution, not Constitution” Vitter, and, inexplicably, has the endorsement of Pat “Christian Broadcast Network” Robertson. How’s that working out for you, Rudy?

Mike Huckabee – Until Fred Thompson dropped out of the race, he was the second dumbest candidate for president. Congratulations, Mike. Now you’re number one. A Baptist minister, Huckabee does not believe in evolution. I wonder how he feels about gravity and photosynthesis.

The radical religious right likes him, but almost no conservative pundit does. He's charming, but whenever he opens his mouth about foreign affairs he sticks his foot right in it. The recent republican debate in Florida produced this gem from Huckabee about Saddam Hussein’s non-existent weapons of mass destruction: “It doesn't mean they weren't there. Just because you didn't find every Easter egg didn't mean that it wasn't planted.” The “Easter Egg” reference does tend to downplay the lies and extremely costly nature of a war based on false statements. Doesn’t this also somehow harken back to George W. Bush’s horribly offensive joke at the Correspondent’s dinner a few years ago where he’s looking around the oval office asking where those weapons of mass destruction are hiding?

It got worse after the debate when Huckabee was asked to explain that comment. He said he meant that Saddam Hussein probably moved them out of the country to Jordan before the inspectors found them. Jordan? JORDAN??? Even among those who believe this theory of moving the weapons out of Iraq, the country in question was SYRIA. Oh well - Jordan, Syria - they’re all the same to Huckabee. Sort of how Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Afghanistan are the same as Iraq to George W. Bush.

His son was also accused of abusing and killing a dog while at summer camp. This is probably the only thing he has in common with Mitt Romney.

I hardly knew ya’ – Fred Thompson was absolutely the dumbest and laziest candidate in recent memory. The pundits of the radical right loved him.

Duncan Hunter had the endorsement of Ann Coulter. How’d that work out for you, Duncan?

Sam Brownback and Tom Tancredo don’t believe in evolution, either. Tancredo was running on the one issue of immigration (i.e. prejudice is good when it’s against Mexicans), so he was the anti-McCain - big with the "keep-out-the-furiners" crowd, but no one else.

Alan Keyes… wait, he’s still in it. They just don’t allow him to be seen nor heard from anymore.

WINNER – Close between Mitt Romney and John McCain, who really don't like each other. Romney can get the backing of the rich, radical right. He’s hateful enough of the poor, women, foreigners, and other minorities. The fundies will say he’s at least a Christian – albeit of some weird sort. He’s young enough to handle the office and, now at least, has their position on denying women their reproductive healthcare choices and opposing same-gender marriage.

McCain doesn’t sufficiently hate Mexicans to satisfy most republicans, and, at one time, didn’t fall into complete lockstep with the neocon agenda. But McCain does now. He also loves borrowing money from China to be paid back by our children and grandchildren, plus interest, to spend, along with American blood, on Iraq for at least as long as he lives. McCain has the clear momentum right now, but Romney has unlimited money to spend. It's not the betting favorite, but I think Romney still has a shot if he wins Florida. That will be tough considering the Florida governor, Charlie Crist, has endorsed McCain and may very well be his V-P running mate.

Monday, May 21, 2007

30 Vitally Important Things Republicans Haven't Mentioned in Debates

After two republican debates, 10 candidates have spoken for three hours about a lot of mostly irrelevant topics with mostly immature, condescending talking points designed to raise emotions while keeping intelligence and insight as far away from the stage as possible.

While they argue about every stem-cell, fighting-them-over-there, 9/11, abortive surge they can stir up, actual, real topics that matter to actual, real Americans are being ignored.

Just off the top of my head, I came up with these 30 as-yet unmentioned topics affecting more than just a few Americans.

1 - Healthcare and 50 million uninsured Americans.

2 - Hurricane Katrina and the (lack of) rebuilding in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast due to lack of promised funding. When democrats added it to the Iraq Accountability Act to further fund George W. Bush’s $560 billion venture in Iraq, Bush called it “pork”.

3 - Upgrades to securing the homeland, or, indeed, any homeland security proposals.

4 - Gas prices and oil company profits both at record levels.

5 - Corrrecting global warming and the environment.

6 - Energy production that doesn’t profit oil companies or pollute the planet (i.e. solar, wind, etc.).

7 - Numerous republican tax cuts that overwhelmingly favored the upper one percent.

8 - A $9 TRILLION (by Election Day 2008) republican national debt (which means that 100 million taxpayers each owe $90,000 to pay back what George W. Bush has borrowed so far - if no further anticipated debt or interest were to accrue).

9 - Underfunding education.

10 - Increasing gun violence.

11 - Alberto Gonzales (in conjunction with Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush) and his illegal and/or unethical actions as White House Council to the President.

12 - Alberto Gonzales (in conjunction with Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush) and his illegal and/or unethical actions as Attorney General.

13 - Scooter Libby (in conjunction with Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush) and the outing of a covert CIA operative and undercover program to prevent the truth from getting out about Iraq, Saddam Hussein, and the complete lack of a nuclear program or weapons of mass destruction.

14 - How three prior escalations in Iraq have failed, and what the backup plan is if/when the newest one doesn't work as they promised.

15 - How every escalation in Iraq has been prefaced with a give-it-90-days/six-months promise, but has never been addressed when the 90 days/six months ends.

16 - Unbid contracts in Iraq for companies such as Haliburton, which will pay a huge sum of money to Dick Cheney upon his leaving the vice-presidency in January 2009.

17 - Healthcare for veterans and wounded American military defeated by the republican Congress in April 2005.

18 - Conditions for families of military.

19 - The lack of a reserve military force.

20 - The lack of desert training for troops deployed to the Middle East.

21 - The lack of proper equipment, such as vehicle and body armor, night vision, helmet liners, and radio communication for military.

22 - The depletion of states’ national guard units.

23 - Substandard military pay.

24 - George W. Bush's attempts of raiding Social Security to help pay for Iraq. (Maybe Al Gore's "Social Security lockbox" phrase wasn't so silly after all.)

25 - George W. Bush's proposed Social Security plan involving gambling with the funds on stock market investments (after the first $2.2 TRILLION go to the wealthiest Americans). I guess he doesn't quite understand that Social Security is an insurance plan, not a pension plan.

26 - The administration's rejection of cheaper generic drugs for the elderly's Medicare.

27 - The administration's rejection of the ability to negotiate volume discounts on drugs for the elderly's Medicare.

28 - The administration's rejection of cheaper drugs from Canada for the elderly's Medicare.

29 - Richard Nixon (hey, they really like talking about other dead Republican presidents - Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, and, back when republicans were the progressive party, Abraham Lincoln).

30 - George W. Bush. Have you noticed? They're afraid to even say his name having mentioned it only once in each debate.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jerry Falwell has made this world a better place...

...now that he has left it.

To paraphrase an old joke it is said that when someone has died you should only say good.

Jerry Falwell died today. Good.

Besides conning and stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from those who would turn to him for prayerful support, Falwell also promoted hatred of virtually every demographic that was non-male, non-White, non-heterosexual, or non-Christian (the right kind of Christian - not the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. type of Christian who believed that God loved all his children equally).

He supported segregation.
He supported apartheid.
He blamed everything from AIDS to the 9/11 attacks on non-males, non-Whites, non-heterosexuals, and non-Christians (or the wrong kind of Christians).

And he did it all in the name of God who he said committed these acts against humans out of anger and revenge.

If God is omnipotent, why would he be subject to primitive human emotions such as anger and revenge? If God is all-loving, why would he perform such acts of hatred against his children?

No, the real hatred, anger, and revenge came from within the heart and mind of Jerry Falwell - a criminal, bigoted, and evil man who may now have a lot of explaining to do to a certain supreme being.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Move Over Jack Taylor, Here Comes Barry Bonds

You're probably thinking that headline is a mistake. Surely, you surmise, I meant to say, “Move Over Hank Aaron, Here Comes Barry Bonds”. It is, after all, Hank Aaron whose career Home Run record Barry Bonds will soon be breaking.

No, I meant Jack Taylor – the holder of the single most unbreakable record in major league baseball although that’s not the reason for the comparison.

You probably haven’t heard of Jack Taylor because, due to changes in the conditions of the game, his record is now almost meaningless just like the career Home Run record is about to be.

Taylor pitched in the major leagues for 10 years in the first decade of the 20th century, mostly for the Chicago Cubs, then a powerhouse team.

Four years Taylor won 20 games, but that’s not his record. He was a decent enough hitter that he even played 15 games at 3B, but that’s not his record.

His unequaled feat is that from 1901 to 1906 Jack Taylor pitched 185 consecutive Complete Games.

As an addendum to that record, Jack Taylor also holds the record for the highest percentage of career Complete Games pitched at 97.2% (278 Complete Games out of 286 total Games Pitched).

So why isn’t Jack Taylor in the Hall of Fame? Why isn’t the best pitcher award called the Jack Taylor Award? Why isn’t Jack Taylor touted for the pitching ironman record the way Cal Ripken, Jr. and Lou Gehrig are held up today as the top two all-time record holders for Consecutive Games played by position players?

After all, Taylor TWICE pitched both halves of a doubleheader, and once eclipsed that by pitching a complete game in a 19-inning extra-inning affair.

But we don’t celebrate Taylor, a fine pitcher of his day, for his records because almost no one pitches Complete Games today. The record has become a yawn. Pitchers today face conditions far different from 100 years ago.

Pitchers today throw harder to be more effective while they’re in the game. Pitchers 100 years ago threw more for movement and location, but saved something on their velocity so they could go longer in games. The ball wasn't wound as tightly so Home Runs were much less common in the dead-ball era before 1919.

Rosters today carry 10 to 12 pitchers per game to allow for frequent replacements. Rosters 100 years ago carried six or seven pitchers because there wasn’t enough talent to go around.

The last time a pitcher threw as many as four consecutive Complete Games was Roy Halladay in 2003. Halladay would have had to do that 45 more times in a row to get close to Taylor.

Likewise, the conditions of the game played by Barry Bonds are completely different from those played by Hank Aaron.

Bonds has never denied the accusations of two San Francisco Chronicle reporters who wrote a book detailing illegal cheating by Bonds with steroid and Human Growth Hormone (HGH) abuse.

If you think basbeall's steroid and HGH cheating are all in the past, think again. Human Growth Hormone is STILL NOT TESTED by Major League Baseball.

In 2006, Barry Bonds announced he was going to play for the United States in the World Baseball Classic tournament. He pulled out shortly after the tournament announced it would test for Human Growth Hormone.

From the time Hank Aaron came up in the 1950s, and throughout his brilliant career into the 1970s, he never had breakthrough years going from 20 home runs to 70 home runs in a season. Aaron never gained 40 pounds of pure muscle. Aaron never went from a size 10 shoe to a size 13½. Aaron never gained several hat sizes.

Aaron relied on great talent and hard work. Aaron was able to face hateful and racist remarks from Babe Ruth admirers with quiet dignity and self-respect when he eclispsed the Ruth's career Home Run mark.

Accusations against Bonds of wife-cheating, tax-cheating, and baseball-cheating combined with his disdain for the media and fans have long since claimed any respect due from either himself or from those who love the game.

It bears repeating. Human Growth Hormone is STILL NOT TESTED by Major League Baseball.

Records are made to be broken, and the falling of Aaron’s mark was inevitable. As the career Home Run record is overcome by Barry Bonds, we don’t mourn the passing of the memories of Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron, or their names in past record books.

What we mourn is the passing of the formerly time-honored record’s importance.

Barry Bonds has not only diminished the value of this once-revered record, but he has also become as relevant as Jack Taylor, the holder of a record that just doesn’t mean as much anymore.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Absolutely, Unbelievbaly TRUE Political News!!!!

I'm not kidding. No satire this time. These U.S. political news stories from this week are 100 percent TRUE!

1. Arab tourists spend $12 Billion a year traveling abroad. Got that? $12 BILLION! These aren't militant Islamic extremists I'm talking about. These are law abiding, rank and file citizens just like you and me, except they spend a LOT of money traveling abroad. This week, Dubai hosted a foreign travel tourism convention where representatives from other countries were able to show off how wonderful it is to travel to their countries. Instead of sending promoters for the United States, U.S. officials sent two guys from the Homeland Security office who were there to explain to potential visitors how they'd be fingerprinted and tracked upon their entrance into the United States! The stupidity of discrimination and prejudice is ASTOUNDING.

2. At Thursday night's Republican presidential debate, Tommy Thompson actually said employers should be allowed to discriminate against workers who were gay. One wonders if he would also allow employers to discriminate against workers who were straight, but adulterers. Would he have employment applications exploring one's sexual preferences and conduct, or perhaps simply upside-down pink triangle patches so we can identify those people at a glance? I'm sure the evangelically-preferred party would have no problem with that considering that John McCain, Rudy Giuliani, and Newt Gingrich have a history of eight divorces between them, mistresses living with them in the house along with their minor children (who have now become of age and disowned the father, and vice versa), an ex-wife first finding about their impending divorce when seeing it announced on television, an ex-wife having to sign divorce papers while dying of cancer in her hospital bed, and even a marriage to a cousin!

3. Despite a sitting, two-term president from the same party, the republican candidates went to great extremes not to mention George W. Bush's name. In 90 minutes, the candidates mentioned the president's name only once. Sen. Sam Brownback said,"I'd leave that up to President Bush" when asked about pardoning Dick Cheney's senior deputy Scooter Libby who was found guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying while trying to cover up for the outing of undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame thus destroying years of covert CIA work in order to prevent the American people from knowing that the republicans were misleading them about any threat from Iraq in the run-up to the invasion. On the other hand, they mentioned the late Ronald Reagan's name an astounding 19 times!

4. Three republican candidates actually admitted to not believing in evolution - Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee, and Tom Tancredo. I wonder if they believe in that whole "Earth revolves around the Sun" theory.

And, like, my sneak preview predicted, the republicans had a lot of hate-speach against Mexicans, gays, women, etc., although maybe not in the exact words I predicted. Still, the evidence of Alzheimer's Disease among the candidates was very Reaganesque.